Tuesday, September 22, 2009

...and Nicolas Cage as Superman

The late 1990s and the early 2000s saw a lot of confusion in Hollywood over bringing back the theatrical Superman franchise and how it should be done.

At one point Tim Burton was signed to direct -- looks like the Warner studio execs were hoping that Burton's casting-against-common-sense take on the classic hero would be as surprisingly successful as Burton's 1989 Batman with Michael Keaton.

But once they got a look at Nicolas Cage, SuperStoner, in a weird-ass version of the super-suit, I think they realized that a disaster of Kryptonic proportions was looming, and the production was canceled.

Common sense won out. See for yourself.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

If you travel around the world (and I don't)...

This is is a hell of a list of restaurants to hit for specific items, some of which I have no freaking idea what they are.

Travel. Eat. Let me know. I'll be at #51: Shorty's Bar-B-Q in South Miami.

Here's the list. And here's Shorty's.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

No, no, it's not about race at all...

Senator Robert Byrd (living mummy, WVA) is supposed to be a Democrat. But with views like this, is it any wonder why some people, both Democrat and Republican, just don't like President Obama?

He's just not in The Club...
Byrd was also opposed to Truman desegregating the military in the 1940s. In a 1944 letter to Sen. Theodore Bilbo:
I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side... Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.
Read the whole post, which really isn't about racism, but discrimination -- here.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Remember when M*A*S*H was considered D*I*R*T*Y?

The movie was rated R, and it, along with Animal House, are perhaps the two most subversive film comedies ever made.

A few years after M*A*S*H was first released in theaters, it was re-released as PG with a few edits and a jazz theme by Taj Mahal.

Then the show premiered on CBS. It started out suggestive, slightly risque, and had a ton of impact: anti-war, anti-death, anti-tradition, anti-authority.

The creator of the show, Larry Gelbart, just died a few days ago. Without question, this guy was a living punchline. He saw comedy -- the farce that is life -- in ways and in things that no one else could see.

He was, simply, brilliant.

Here's a nice remembrance by the second Hawkeye, Alan Alda.

And here are some more memories you should read.

Larry -- thanks for making it real. And real funny.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

For geeks like me...

Big Daddy is a musical group that takes songs you love and know by heart and changes them into tunes that sound weirdly and perfectly appropriate. It's What If? with music. If you go here, you can listen to them play the theme from Star Wars as if it had been done sixties-style by the Ventures. Sweet.

Thanks to Mark Evanier for the heads-up.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Gingrich Names Porn Company ‘Entrepreneur of The Year’

No, it's not an article from the Onion. This is real, real, real, and 100% pure Newt. He's headed for the alfalfa, again! Click on Kylee Reese for the story . . . and go Pink!


Mango or 10-Story Va-jay-jay?

Personally, I'm going with the attack of the much larger than 50 ft. woman.

Here's the story. You make the call.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Sherlock Holmes still lives

Although his true death has yet to be recorded -- Really, how can our heroes ever die? -- the world's first consulting detective is still very much alive and active to the mystery-loving public. He's a classic figure of fiction and adventure that has captured the cultural imagination for more than 100 years. His tales have expanded beyond the canonical stories written by creator A. Conan Doyle, so much so that Holmes is claimed to be from the same family tree as Tarzan, the Shadow, and Star Trek's Spock, and new tales of his adventures have appeared by such writers as Nicholas Meyer, Robert Bloch, Michael Chabon and Stephen King. Some are great fun; some are merely shadows of Baker Street. But with Holmes -- or Tarzan, or Spock, or Lamont Cranston --

How can true heroes ever die?

The most recent collection of new Sherlock Holmes stories is from prolific British author Donald Thomas. Sherlock Holmes and the King's Evil is comprised of five original Holmes novellas, all taking place in a variety of time periods during Holmes' career.

They are nicely written -- comfortable, even -- and no boats are rocked here, as they were in Meyer's The Seven Percent Solution.

In short, they are enjoyable, but, ultimately, dull.

In the generations that have seen Homes brought to life by Basil Rathbone, Nicol Williamson, the brilliant Jeremy Brett and, soon, Robert Downey, Jr., the bar has been lifted. Holmes pastiches have to reach beyond their origins and seek dramatic ground in each present era. Robert Bloch's tales about the 1880s' Jack the Ripper, "Yours Truly, Jack the Ripper," a story, and his teleplay for, coincidentally, Star Trek, "Wolf in the Fold," worked at the times, decades apart, when they were written. When they're read or watched today, they're a little dated.

As such, Sherlock Holmes and the King's Evil is dated -- not by time, but by its adherence to traditional Sherlockian prose and drama. Holmes here is Holmes in name only -- there is little attempt by Thomas to give Holmes any kind of singular characterization or original insight. Holmes is merely a reflection of Doyle's Holmes and nothing original -- nothing the readers of our era can use as an anchor. Watson, here, is even worse. He is bumbling and misunderstanding, a reflection not of Doyle, but of the idiot Watson in the worst of the Rathbone movies from the '30s and '40s.

Sherlock Holmes and the King's Evil is recommended only for mystery lovers and true Sherlockians. You will have a much more enjoyable time watching a few episodes of Jeremy Brett's BBC series, so order the dvds today from Amazon or Barnes & Noble.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Media General screws up again...

It's not so awful, actually, but it IS damn funny. Go to writer Tina Dupuy's website and watch both of her honest and affecting videos about her article for the Tampa Tribune.

And let's hope the Trib's check doesn't bounce.

Friday, September 4, 2009

ANOTHER reason to hate Republicans

My God. The communist, socialist son of a bitch tried to do THIS?

BOOOOYAHHH!